Joke of the day

Couple silent in bed.
Wife thinks. Why is he not
talking to me?
Is he thinking of another
woman?
Is he seeing someone?
Don’t I appeal to him anymore?
Are wrinkles showing on my
face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Have I put on weight at the wrong places?
Does my make up repel him these days?
Is he upset with my nagging? Why?

Husband thinks: Why the hell did Dhoni sent Yuvaraj to bat... ? :P